Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

During this week's trivia contest, Trivia Guy asked a question about where a flag with a white Bauhinia blakeana flower on a red background would fly. The obvious answer is a flagpole, but we knew that wasn't what he was looking for, so we took a guess at what countries had recently become sovereign.

I'm not sure what our final answer was, but I think it was one of the 'new' eastern European countries.

We were wrong. It was Hong Kong.


Asian Girl on our Team(after hearing the answer): Oh. I saw that flag all over the place when I was there.

Me: Wait. You've seen that flag and we still missed the question?

Girl: I thought it was a red flower on a white background. Maybe I was getting it confused with Japan. Isn't their flag a red circle on a white background?

Me: Yeah.

Girl: What is that red circle supposed to be anyway?

Me: Um. The sun.

Girl: Really?

Me: Yeah. Because of the whole 'Land of the Rising Sun' thing.

Girl: What?

Me: Japan is known as the Land of the Rising Sun. You've never heard that before?

Girl: No.

Me: You are the worst Asian ever.

Girl: But . . .

Me (interrupting): Worst. Asian. Ever.

10 comments:

repliderium.com said...

She should have her status revoked!

Anonymous said...

she can redeem herself by starring in some nasty porn.

BSH ADMIN said...

Asian Girl on our Team (after hearing the answer): Oh. I thought he said Bauhinia BUKKAKE. I saw that all over the place when I was there.



(stretch?)

Amber said...

lol too funny!! :)

Manuel said...

hahahahaha......I wish to live your life....just for a wee bit.....

Romany Angel said...

Has this revelation put you off Asian women or do you still secretly covet them?

2 Dollar Productions said...

I'm sure this hasn't killed on iota (sp?) of desire for Asian women, so maybe you should offer private tutoring lessons. You could also take out an ad in the paper. Ideas, ideas . . .

CHEF TROLL said...

You managed to find the one REALLY Stupid Asian on this planet and then selected her as a team-mate.

I'm envisioning what your basketball team looks like and it's not a pretty picture.

mindy said...

Ha ha ha!!

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