Monday, April 06, 2009

Now I'm very big I'm a big important man

Last time I went grocery shopping a woman approached me and said, "I'm sure you get this all the time, but has anyone ever told you that you look like our former president?"

I nodded and said, "At least two or three times a week."

"Well, this is going to sound weird, but would it be okay if I took your picture? I want to send it to my sister so I can tell her I met Bill at the grocery store."

I let her. I think it was the highlight of her day.

Maybe I should look into whether there's a big market for Bill Clinton impersonators. It could end up being much more lucrative than the whole 'biology' thing.

11 comments:

repliderium.com said...

You could be the highlight of an amusement park reanactetment.... (just try to go for the cigar part, not the whole lame impeachment.
(Still pissed that I have to use IE to get here!!!)

kmwthay said...

Can you claim to be his illegitimate son? It is likely that he has one somewhere...

steph said...

you should do that...especially in vegas! i bet you could make some serious bank!

Shannon said...

Think of all the wannabe- Lewinsky's out there...you might be able to get some action. lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah and someone said I looked like Larry king . What kind of compliment is that?

romany angel said...

I'll volunteer to be your Monica Lewinsky....I'll do anything for a mate ;)

Inklings said...

EWWWW...don't say you're his illegitimate son. You can't do that to me. :0)

CHEF TROLL said...

You can do it, water boy!

Yes, I've seen that movie.

No, I'm not proud.


I suggested you tell people you're his bastard son the last time you blogged about the resemblance.

Heff said...

Go for it. I'm sure Jay Leno would have use for you.

Anonymous said...

i thought you looked like that dude from "forgetting sarah marshall"

Amber said...

hey you ARE in vegas, isn't that the impersonation capital of the world? - you should put on a suit and start asking around at clubs LOL