The other day:
Friend: Did you file your taxes already?
Me: Yeah. I finally sent them off about two weeks ago.
Friend: Me too. But [Girlfriend] hasn't yet.
Me: She'd better hurry.
Friend: I know.
Me: What day is the deadline this year? It's next week, right?
Friend: Eight days from now. At least that's what the statue of liberty standing on the corner waving a sign told me earlier.
Me: If you can't trust the statue of liberty, who can you trust?