A couple of weeks ago, my Navajo friend emailed me to see what I'd been up to.
I sent a short response, and asked if he was doing anything fun for the weekend. He said he was going to Phoenix.
I asked if it was for work or for play.
He wrote back: "I’m going down for NASCAR. I’m gonna check me out some white women*!!!"
My response**: "You're the brownest redneck I know."
*He and I were close friends in high school, but lost contact for a number of years. A few years ago a friend of ours got married in Salt Lake City, and he and I both flew in for that. He walked up to me, looked around, and the first words out of his mouth were, "Where the white women at?" Keep in mind this is the first time we'd seen each other since high school. It's become a running joke, and now every time he calls it's the first thing he says.
**I should've added that he really doesn't want any part of a woman he'll find at a NASCAR race.