Girl: Any plans for the weekend?
Me: No. I'll probably just work. You?
Girl: I kept the weekend free so I could study, but my boyfriend's out of town with some friends, so if you change your mind and want to do something give me a call.
I told one of my friends about this exchange and she said, "That's the kind of girl who says that because she thinks you're safe, but secretly hopes that you're not."
I didn't call her. The last thing I need would be getting shot by a jealous boyfriend who came home early.