Friday, May 08, 2009

God don't make lonely girls

Last Week

Girl: Any plans for the weekend?

Me: No. I'll probably just work. You?

Girl: I kept the weekend free so I could study, but my boyfriend's out of town with some friends, so if you change your mind and want to do something give me a call.

I told one of my friends about this exchange and she said, "That's the kind of girl who says that because she thinks you're safe, but secretly hopes that you're not."

I didn't call her. The last thing I need would be getting shot by a jealous boyfriend who came home early.


Boxer said...

you truly never want to get laid again, do you? said...

Don't worry sweetheart, that's what they make those creepy plastic vaginas for.

kmwthay said...

Why are you so responsible? Lets hear a story where you go out and do something so ridiculous that you wake up with shame and guilt.

Anonymous said...

You certainly aren't lacking in the opportunity department Minnow (I'm thinking specifically of the girl who wants to show you her breasts). You're saving yourself aren't you? That's got to be it.