Sunday, May 10, 2009

I love a girl who's far away, headed home, and sleeping at the wheel

Friday night I watched a movie with Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend*.

She fell asleep during the movie, and it was difficult trying to wake her up afterward.

Me (after finally getting her to open her eyes): I think you should just stay here tonight. I don't want you driving home if you're this tired.

Her (mumbling): Ok.

So I scooped her up off the couch and carried her upstairs to my room. When I turned down the hallway I heard something bump against the wall.

Me: Sorry. I didn't mean to brush your arm on the corner like that.

Her: That was my head**.

Me: Oops. Sorry.

I apologized to her again the next morning. She didn't remember any of that happening. Perhaps I hit her head harder than I thought.

No wonder she doesn't want to be my girlfriend.







*Yes, I am a masochist.

**It was unintentional. I haven't resorted to trying to knock girls out so I can take advantage of them***.

***Yet.

9 comments:

Manuel said...

why is love so hard why why why?

but then again bashing their head off a wall probably doesn't help.....

2 Dollar Productions said...

Yet. Ha. Man, at the very least this girl who won't be your girlfriend is providing great material for a series of posts.

tessnotdory said...

Minnow, Minnow, Minnow---I'm just shaking my head....

Boxer said...

why do I see this as really sweet?

repliderium.com said...

Now you can't ever resort to that because you wrote it here silly! Dammit! You could've been the next big thing in serial rapists!

kmwthay said...

always the mr. nice guys. don't worry. they don't always finish last.

dsbarringer said...

The person above me? Total liar. Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.

Someone needs to be honest with you; it might as well be me.

Amber said...

okay that is seriously so romantic that you carried her to your bedroom, SERIOUSLY romantic, most guys would've just left her as she was on the couch

Lightning Strikes said...

I agree with Amber...but the fact you hit her head...loses points, I'd have rather you left me on the couch lol