Monday, July 20, 2009

If Jesus drove a motorhome

Friday night I took Tortellini out with me and a few of my friends. We were walking on the Strip when a mini-van did a u-turn right next to us. The guy in the passenger seat had long brown hair and a beard.

Me: Did you see that? I think that was Jesus riding shotgun.

Friend 1: Jesus doesn't ride shotgun. Jesus is in the driver's seat.

Friend 2: Uh, I don't think so. I think God is in the driver's seat and Jesus is riding shotgun.

Me: Actually, I'd be willing to bet that both Jesus and God have mastered the whole teleportation thing.

Friend 1: I don't know about that. It didn't really help Him escape the whole crucifixion thing.


So when my friends and I die and spend the rest of eternity in Hell, at least you'll all know why.

9 comments:

repliderium.com said...

I'll save you a seat. Right up close to the fire. We'll make smores.

silentkid said...

What I want to know is why is Jesus in Vegas. I only go there for blackjack and boobies.

Anonymous said...

Wow...I finally learned the correct spelling of crucifixion...Thanks...

Lightning Strikes said...

Lol You are definitely going to Hell

dsbarringer said...

Q: Why did Jesus get hung on the cross?

A: He forgot his Safe Word.

KayDee said...

You'll be going to the fun place Minnow and that's all that counts.

Heff said...

I think the topic of importance here is that they pulled a U turn in traffic. IS NOTHING SACRED ?!?

Amber said...

duh! jesus, god, and the holy ghost all ride shotgun, we're just supposed to listen to where they want us to go ;> LOL couldn't resist

Bill From Gainesville said...

Jesus is to cool to be riding in a minivan, I think it was an Elvis Impersonater that might just be branching out into Jesus impersonation...