Friday night I took Tortellini out with me and a few of my friends. We were walking on the Strip when a mini-van did a u-turn right next to us. The guy in the passenger seat had long brown hair and a beard.
Me: Did you see that? I think that was Jesus riding shotgun.
Friend 1: Jesus doesn't ride shotgun. Jesus is in the driver's seat.
Friend 2: Uh, I don't think so. I think God is in the driver's seat and Jesus is riding shotgun.
Me: Actually, I'd be willing to bet that both Jesus and God have mastered the whole teleportation thing.
Friend 1: I don't know about that. It didn't really help Him escape the whole crucifixion thing.
So when my friends and I die and spend the rest of eternity in Hell, at least you'll all know why.
9 comments:
I'll save you a seat. Right up close to the fire. We'll make smores.
What I want to know is why is Jesus in Vegas. I only go there for blackjack and boobies.
Wow...I finally learned the correct spelling of crucifixion...Thanks...
Lol You are definitely going to Hell
Q: Why did Jesus get hung on the cross?
A: He forgot his Safe Word.
You'll be going to the fun place Minnow and that's all that counts.
I think the topic of importance here is that they pulled a U turn in traffic. IS NOTHING SACRED ?!?
duh! jesus, god, and the holy ghost all ride shotgun, we're just supposed to listen to where they want us to go ;> LOL couldn't resist
Jesus is to cool to be riding in a minivan, I think it was an Elvis Impersonater that might just be branching out into Jesus impersonation...
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