Today one of my friends called to tell me that she was breaking up with her boyfriend. It'd been a while since we last talked, so after she'd told me all about it, she asked me about any updates regarding Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend.
Me: I took her out to dinner last weekend, and we had a really good talk. She's called me every day since then, and she wants to do something tomorrow night. She's also asked me to have lunch with her tomorrow and the day after. Of course I said yes to all of those things, but I'm not sure I should have.
Her: Oh stop it. Just go out tomorrow night and have fun with her. Do you want my advice?
Her: I think you should invite her to spend the night at your place, wait until she falls asleep, and then rape her.
I think it's time to stop taking advice from my friends.