Friend:  So, the last girl who apparently knows me from high school and sent me a friend request on facebook just tried friending me again after I denied her last one.  WTF, people? I have no idea who you are.
Me: That's pretty funny.  She totally wants your hog.
Friend:  Well, she can't have it.
Me:  Don't tell me that, tell her.  Send her an email back saying, "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY HOG - STOP ASKING!!!"
4 comments:
Offer the Hog, but NOT the Friend Request.
What Heff said.
Tell him to tell her she can have the hog if it's between two buns. :?
He should post that as a Facebook status update. Ha. Hog is a good term I think should be used more. This is another reason I'm not on Facebook.
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