Last week I had lunch with a girl I haven't seen since we hung out at the European style (top optional) pool at Wynn Resorts.
Somehow, during the course of the meal the topic of conversation turned to cholesterol. I'm pretty sure it was her that brought it up, not me.
Her: I don't eat a lot of meat.
Me: I've really cut back over the last few years.
What I wanted to say: That's not what I heard. Ooooohhhhhh.
And you didn't think I had an internal filter.