Last week I had lunch with a girl I haven't seen since we hung out at the European style (top optional) pool at Wynn Resorts.
Somehow, during the course of the meal the topic of conversation turned to cholesterol. I'm pretty sure it was her that brought it up, not me.
Her: I don't eat a lot of meat.
Me: I've really cut back over the last few years.
What I wanted to say: That's not what I heard. Ooooohhhhhh.
And you didn't think I had an internal filter.
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THAT my dear, is the epitome of restraint.
hahhahahah! How did you not laugh out loud at the thoughts going through your head?
Your internal filter is like a lockbox inside a lock box inside another, much larger lock box inside a safe.
Excellent self control Minnow. Your mother would be proud.
I invented lockboxes.
You showed GREAT restraint. I couldn't have handled it.
Are you sure you don't eat a lot of meat?
hahahaha thats funny....pretty sure I wouldn't have been able to hold back! (I'm horrible...I blame my guy friends)
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