Friday, July 17, 2009

Where your eyes don't go

Yesterday a friend and I went to dinner. We got one of our favorite servers. As soon as we sat down I asked her if she was giving out complimentary neck rubs. She said, "Of course."

About halfway through our meal, she walked up behind me and started giving me one. Without turning around, I said, "Alright, now that's service."

My friend looked across the table at me and said, "Except it's not her. It's just some fat chick."

"I don't even care."

4 comments:

BSH ADMIN said...

YOUR FRIEND CALLED HER A "JUST SOME FAT CHICK" WHILE SHE WAS RUBBING YOUR NECK?

I am enraged.

Native Minnow said...

No, no, no. I didn't articulate that very well (as happens to be the case with most of my posts these days). He was trying to get me to believe that it WASN'T her, but just some random fat chick.

silentkid said...

I went out to lunch with the hottest girl in the state of Colorado. Take that.

Anonymous said...

hey! that was kobe's girl!