Yesterday a friend and I went to dinner. We got one of our favorite servers. As soon as we sat down I asked her if she was giving out complimentary neck rubs. She said, "Of course."
About halfway through our meal, she walked up behind me and started giving me one. Without turning around, I said, "Alright, now that's service."
My friend looked across the table at me and said, "Except it's not her. It's just some fat chick."
"I don't even care."