Yesterday a friend and I went to dinner. We got one of our favorite servers. As soon as we sat down I asked her if she was giving out complimentary neck rubs. She said, "Of course."
About halfway through our meal, she walked up behind me and started giving me one. Without turning around, I said, "Alright, now that's service."
My friend looked across the table at me and said, "Except it's not her. It's just some fat chick."
"I don't even care."
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YOUR FRIEND CALLED HER A "JUST SOME FAT CHICK" WHILE SHE WAS RUBBING YOUR NECK?
I am enraged.
No, no, no. I didn't articulate that very well (as happens to be the case with most of my posts these days). He was trying to get me to believe that it WASN'T her, but just some random fat chick.
I went out to lunch with the hottest girl in the state of Colorado. Take that.
hey! that was kobe's girl!
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