Monday, August 24, 2009

Her mouth was sewn shut but her eyes were still wide

I texted my friend to let her know that she and another friend of ours were both pictured on a web site we all frequent.

Her: It's because the world revolves around you or [site] isn't really that popular.

Me: Must be the first.

Her: Ah yes, as a biologist you would opt for the God complex choice.

Me: Careful or I'll snuff you out =)

Her: Are you aware you just threatened to rape and kill me?

Me: Yeah, but the smiley face makes it okay.

Her: Not everything [Professor] does to you is legal!

Me: [no response]

Her: The silence means I won, right?

Me: I'm just plotting.

Her: I'm not sure if I should be terrified or amused.

Me: How about both?

Her: How about bored? Put up or shut up!

7 comments:

TROLL Y2K said...

Dude.

repliderium.com said...

Saved from a lengthy jail term by a smiley face. Impressive.

Boxer said...

I promise to visit you in jail.

kmwthay said...

I think she wins after all.

Kimberly said...

Snuff? That still will rot your mouth.

Kimberly said...

Um, that stuff** Sorry.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Sounds like things are becoming a bit frayed. Ha. But you're right - if you follow it up wtih a smiley face, then you can say anything before that point. Anything.