I went out with a friend for all you can eat sushi the other night. Normally he orders everything, but this time he handed me the pencil and menu and told me to do it since I was "all grown up" now. I marked down the rolls that I knew we both like, but then started reading the descriptions for the chef's specials. I read a couple that sounded good to me, and my friend agreed.
Friend: Yeah, those sound good, order one of each of those.
Me: I don't see them on the list.
Friend: Oh, they're not on there. You have to write the specials down at the bottom of the sheet.
Me: Ah, I see. But I have to say, I feel a little dirty ordering a 'man whore' followed by a 'wet dream.'
Friend: Why? Because it's a Thursday night, and you typically only go for that stuff on Fridays?