Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I've been thinking some of suicide, but there's bars out here for miles

Friend 1: What are you going to do after you graduate?

Me: I don't know. Maybe I'll just off myself.

Friend 2: Why wait until then?

Friend 1: Because he wants his obituary to read right. He's got to make sure it says Dr. [Minnow].

9 comments:

repliderium.com said...

Most people lack that type of forethought. I commend you.

Manuel said...

ha, that's some good thinking.....morbid but good....

Boxer said...

but of course they'd spell your name wrong.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Wait, I thought you already were DR. Minnow. I seem to recall a post not to long ago in which we all congratulated you on your achievement of that lofty title?

Native Minnow said...

Well, I did pass my dissertation defense, but I'm not officially a doctor until I get the diploma. That won't happen until December.

Gypsy said...

And you are joking right?

Kris said...

I can see the headstone now...
Here Lies NM:
wanted by Hungarians,

(someone help me come up with a rhyme)

:) said...

That "Kris" is funny!

2 Dollar Productions said...

It's nice to have amusing friends . . . and you should make them all address you as Doctor soon enough.