Monday, October 19, 2009

There's someone I'd like to see, she never mentions a word to me, she reads Leviathan

I got a phone call Sunday evening:

Girl: Hi, are you busy?

Me: That depends on how you define busy. If lying on the couch, watching The Dark Knight, and playing Scrabble online is considered busy, then yeah, I'm totally swamped.

Girl: You're a dork.

Me: I know. What are you doing?

Girl: Just getting home.

Me: What are your plans for the rest of the night?

Girl: I'm going to take a nap, then get up and do some homework. Sound like fun?

Me: You could come over here and do homework. It would be nice to see you, but I have work I need to do anyway, so I wouldn't distract you too much.

Girl: I need to take a shower.

Me: I haven't showered today either. Gross, huh?

Girl: That is gross. I did shower once, I just need another one.

Me: Well, you could always come over here, we could shower, and then you could do homework.

Girl: I like how you just casually work that "we" in there.

Me: All I'm saying is that we live in a desert, and that would conserve water, so it's the responsible thing to do.

We talked for a while longer, but she didn't come over. She must hate our planet.


Manuel said... sandpaper....

Bill From Gainesville said...

In the deserts of Nevada and Arizona and also colorado there is a limited amount of water, Its just sensible to share showers..... She probably is not from out there and doesn't realize this.

Gypsy said...

Well coming from the driest state in one of the driest countries in the world, it sounded like a perfectly reasonable request to me.

Boxer said...

or maybe she doesn't like scrabble.

Anonymous said...

Planet hater...she sucks...

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