Saturday, November 14, 2009

Now that I'm saved I wish I was damned

The other day one of my friends came into my office to get my take on an idea she's thinking about incorporating into her dissertation. It's funny that she would do that, considering that I'm retarded, and she knows that.

After I told her I thought her idea was interesting, and doable, and that her adviser would probably like it, she started playing around with some of the figures I have on my desk. In doing so, she knocked Pencil Top Jesus down on His face. Then she turned around to walk out of the room.

"Wait. You're just going to knock Jesus over and leave Him lying there like that?"

"I'm a Jew. It's what we do."

You'll be happy to know that Pencil Top Jesus has risen* again, and now presides over my office.

But He needs to look over His shoulder, because the devil has taken the form of a duck, and seems to be gaining power.

*Not THAT way.


Kymical Reactions said...

I'm just really excited to see a 1 up mushroom. Ah, the memories that brings.

Native Minnow said...

The 1 up mushroom brings a new perspective to Jesus' resurrection, right?

Kymical Reactions said...

I guess so, with that whole extra life thing. :)

um... is that a UPS guy?

Native Minnow said...

It's not just a UPS guy. It's a UPS homie!

Anonymous said...

1. You are not retarded.

2. He was lookin' at me funny.

Amber said...

yeah I think he just needs to mushroom up

TROLL Y2K said...

I'm not sure I would have guessed that was the Risen Son of the Living God wearing that Red Sport Coat.