Saturday, January 23, 2010

'Cause darlin' you're a whiskey kisser and it's gettin' to me

I have a friend who is going through a break up, and is a little nervous about being back "on the market" after being in a relationship for so long. Looking for some reassurance that things would be okay, she asked me if I thought she was pretty enough to have guys "take a second look."

I told her she was.

She apologized for asking such a vain question, but thanked me for my "candid" answer.

Her: I know that sounds so stupid, but I was just wondering.

Me: I don't think it's stupid at all.

Her: Well, who asks "Hey, am I hot?"

Me: Sometimes I wonder the same thing. I think most people do.

Her: You are super cute. AND you are a doctor!!! You are a catch.

Me: Well thank you. You'd think so.

Her: Yes, I think so. AND you won't get whiskey dick*. That is important. You could put that on a business card.

Me: Maybe I will.








*An added benefit to my not drinking.

10 comments:

Gypsy said...

I know I am going to regret asking this but what on earth is Whiskey dick? Is that an American thing cos I've never heard of it.

Gypsy said...

Don't worry....I just saw the bit at the bottom and now I get it. That is important but not sure it's important enough to put on a business card. Although.....

Kymical Reactions said...

Well, I think "No Whiskey Dick" would be a favorable asset to put on a business card. Especially if you were seeking employment here:

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/shady-lady-ranch-cleared-legal-male-prostitutes/story?id=9493257

just sayin. :)

Boxer said...

I am so consfused and yet,

I think I understand.

Master Basho said...

Master tells Students:
Even the royal court Geisha
can't fix Sake dick.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Not getting Whiskey dick is like the superman of benefits in not drinking. Everything else that is good about it, like keeping your liver healthy, not having to worry about DUI's etc. is the Clark Kent part of not drinking.

Amber said...

hey you never know, maybe she'll catch you! ;>

Manuel said...

whiskey dick....quality....or not....you know what I mean...

2 Dollar Productions said...

Sounds like a cool girl & that counts for something too. Looks help as well. Seriously, I don't think I've used the term whiskey dick since college. Ha. Great stuff.

BSH ADMIN said...

Hey, am I hot?