I have a friend who is going through a break up, and is a little nervous about being back "on the market" after being in a relationship for so long. Looking for some reassurance that things would be okay, she asked me if I thought she was pretty enough to have guys "take a second look."
I told her she was.
She apologized for asking such a vain question, but thanked me for my "candid" answer.
Her: I know that sounds so stupid, but I was just wondering.
Me: I don't think it's stupid at all.
Her: Well, who asks "Hey, am I hot?"
Me: Sometimes I wonder the same thing. I think most people do.
Her: You are super cute. AND you are a doctor!!! You are a catch.
Me: Well thank you. You'd think so.
Her: Yes, I think so. AND you won't get whiskey dick*. That is important. You could put that on a business card.
Me: Maybe I will.
*An added benefit to my not drinking.