Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Coming down from my siamese dream

The first week of classes this semester:

Me: I have two sets of identical twins in the same class section. What are the odds of that?

Friend: Are they two sets of hot Japanese girls?

Me: Um. No.

Friend: Well then are they siamese hermaphrodites ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies?

Me: It appears that your wildest fantasies are much different than mine.

Friend: Perhaps.

6 comments:

repliderium.com said...

Do you have just the one friend obsessed with hot Asian chicks are are there several. There seem to be several.
Projection?

Manuel said...

ha....what redliderium.com said....

Native Minnow said...

This friend was actually a female, so I don't think she was fascinated with Asian girls, just making fun of me for my fascination with them.

Boxer said...

a boy can dream, right?

Kymical Reactions said...

A friend of mine is married to a girl from Korea. (Well, she was adopted as a baby, so she's just Korean by appearance, but that's not the point.) So, he told me the other day he went to Kang's (a local Asian Bistro) and ordered the "Spicy Asian." He said he felt like he was revealing too much. :)

um... I've been using an exceptional amount of parentheses a lot this week. What the hell is wrong with me? geeze.

PsychDoctor said...

To each his/her own fantasy... :)