Thursday, February 25, 2010

I am not your broom

I overheard a conversation about the Olympics yesterday.

Woman: Of all the sports, why is curling divided into men's and women's? Doesn't that seem like one they could have be co-ed? There's no advantage to being big and strong.

Man: Well, they use those brooms to sweep the ice, don't they?

Woman: Yeah, but I don't think strength gives men much advantage there.

Man: No, the advantage goes the other way because women have so much more experience using a broom. That's all.

6 comments:

Amber said...

this reminds me of that simpson episode where marge and homer did curling and homer said - it's the perfect hobby it has something for both of us, sports for me and sweeping for you! LOL that cracked me up! :)

Manuel said...

oh you just seek out trouble dont ya....?

Heff said...

It takes a true wizard to master a broom.

2 Dollar Productions said...

I saw that punchline coming, but it still made me laugh. Ha. I bet the man got a punch in the arm though . . . Have a good weekend Minnow.

Dee Ice Hole said...

In response to your twitter---Did the brand new urinal have the porcelain fly etched on the bottom to improve your aim ;=)---proven fact it works.

Kymical Reactions said...

follow up to Heff's comment...

... or a witch.