Student (about to turn in his lab final): How can we find out our grades?
Me: I'll have them posted outside the lab sometime tomorrow.
Student: Is there any chance for extra credit?
Me: No.
Student: You need your car washed or anything?
Me: No.
Student: Need a tall blonde girl? I could see about sending a hottie your way.
Me: No, I think I'm good.
Another student approached me and said that the one who made the "offer" shoots porno films.
Which means he probably could've delivered the goods.
Which means . . .
WHAT WAS I THINKING???
5 comments:
I was surprised you didn't jump at that offer either!
Maybe that you didn't really want an STD?
Scribble "see me in my office" on his paper, stat !
If he is so good at porn what is he doing in college? I bet he just takes pictures of his sister in the shower and says he a makes porn cuz it sounds better than just being a perv.
You've got to take the spoils of teaching where you can get them - it's a moral imperative. And post about them too. Ha.
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