Friend: I just got a text that said "are you a guy?"
Me: From who? And are you?
Friend: From an unknown number. I said, "yes, who is this?" and they said, "a girl - how old are you?" How does someone get my number?
Me: I don't know. I mean, I spray painted it on the wall in the locker room at like three local high schools, but I don't know.