I have my kids for a couple of weeks. It's a constant source of entertainment for me, and therefore, for you too. The other night we went to In-N-Out for dinner, and while we were there, Mr M said something you wouldn't expect a kid his age to understand (I don't remember what it was - but earlier he proved to be the only one of my kids that knew it was a meteor that caused the mass extinction of the dinosaurs).
Tortellini: [Mr M] is really smart. He's probably the smartest of all us kids.
Me: Maybe. What do you think? Who's the smartest kid?
Mr M: Dad is.
Me: I'm not a kid. Who do you think is the smartest of you three?
Mr M: Hmmm. [Tortellini].
Tortellini: I knew it! I knew he'd say me because he hates [Togers].
Mr M: I hate [Tortellini] too, but I hate [Togers] more.
The next day we all went to get haircuts. While Tortellini was in the chair, Togers said something that made Mr M laugh.
Me: Is your brother funny?
Mr M: Yeah.
Me: But I thought you hated him.
Mr M: I do! But he's still funny.