Monday, June 28, 2010

Time to sit back and unwind

One of my friends who recently moved away came back to town this weekend. Of course you know what that means: Pool party!

We all met up at one friend's house, then went to the grocery store to pick up a few things. While there, they decided they needed to make rum drinks, so we ventured into the liquor section.

My friends were discussing what they wanted to make when a guy came into the aisle and asked us, "Where's the cheap shit?"

We looked at each other, then shrugged.

Fortunately for him, he didn't need our help. He found a large, plastic bottle of vodka that cost $9.

He grabbed it, looked at me, and said, "There ya' go. Throw some cranberry in that bitch and you straight all day."

I would not want to be his head this morning.

5 comments:

Heff said...

Yeah, the BEST stuff comes in plastic bottles, lol !

Manuel said...

something tells me he isn't a fan of the cranberry or mixers in general...

Amber said...

The alcoholics on intervention always drink that MD something, Kaleb says it tastes like koolaid and it's only like $2.00 so all the homeless people drink it. Guess it's better than mouthwash - this one lady drank plain (not even MINT!) listerine mouthwash she was so alchoholic.

steph said...

sadly, i think i have been in that guy's head some mornings....

Boxer said...

I'm a "top shelf" gal when it comes to how I become an alcoholic.

It's just that way.