I had dinner at a Thai restaurant last weekend. My fortune cookie contained a fortune that read, "You will find luck when you go home."
I looked and looked, but didn't find it.
Unless you count the granola bar I found in the cupboard and ate.
I'd rather get a fortune that says one of the following though:
- Your student loans will be paid off in full by an anonymous donor.
- Your car has been replaced in the parking lot - Drive the Ferrari home.
- You will find a duffel bag containing half a million dollars.
- You will meet Sasha Grey and she will be very interested in teaching you a few tricks.