Thursday, August 05, 2010

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding

Someone made an unflattering comparison to me recently, and I joked to my sister that I was going to go kill myself because of it.

She texted me yesterday: What is your preferred method of death? I'm having [husband] fly me down.

I answered: Autoerotic asphyxiation. But I don't think you can help me with that.

4 comments:

elbee said...

Well, you can always ask David Carradine.

Oh, wait...

Heff said...

That DOES seem to be the "stylish" way to "go' these days.

Boxer said...

of course you'd say that.

Michele1L said...

"Smothered by breasts" was also a good one.