Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Cheeseburger in paradise

Last night I was working late. A guy I know poked his head into the lab to see if I wanted to join him for dinner. I did. He went and got another guy and we went to a burger place near campus.

The guy I don't know all that well asked the manager what came on the western burger, and was told it came with barbecue sauce and onion rings.

Me: It sounds like it would be pretty good, except for those onion rings.

Guy: You don't like onion rings?

Me: I hate onions. They're pretty much the worst things on Earth.

Guy: Really?

Me: Yeah. I'd rather get AIDS than eat an onion.

Guy: . . .

4 comments:

Heff said...

I dig onions, but I'm NOT into the current FAD of restaurants putting actual onion RINGS on burgers.

I'll contact you once I've found a place that makes a good "AIDS Burger" for you, lol !

Troll said...

I don't get it.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Aids is not funny, but you know what is funny? contemplating contracting that shit from a burger....Aids and Onion Rings on my burger can both kiss my heterosexual ass.

Lillie said...

Ok, and now some onion is going to come along and jab you with an aids needle. KARMA.