Saturday, November 27, 2010

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

I woke up this morning and went to eat a bowl of cereal. As you know, I'm basically a child when it comes to my diet, so I reached for my box of Reese's Puffs and noticed that my roommate had taken it upon himself to complete a fill-in-the-blank rap on the back of the box.

In case you can't see it on the picture, I've transcribed the text below. The underlined bits are where Roommate filled in the blanks with his lyrics. (Mad-Libs: They're not just for kids anymore!)

My Reese's Puffs Rap

That peanut butter chocolate Mother Fucker
Is the shit that I fuck that makes me cream
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl

Recognize the taste that I shit on your plate
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow peanut butter chocolate motherfucker

So crucial to my pussy ass vernacular
That peanut butter jizz is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs

My Reese's Puffs are up in your rectum
Each peanut butter orb is fucking balls deep
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl
In your bowl. Watch me creep . . . Mother Fucker!

I don't know about you, but I think this baby is going platinum.


Heff said...

Sounds like a hit to me.

I'm almost embarrassed to admit, I didn't know Reese's Puffs existed. MUST TRY !!!

AnoMALIE said...

uhoh... Kanye ain't gonna like this too much... :)

Boxer said...

First, I had no idea Reese's Puffs exsited. Good Lord.

Second, I spit my OATMEAL out reading the rest of your post.

Stick with your day job. This rap was far too clean.

Amber said...

i think i've lost any appetite for reese's puffs lol

Michele1L said...

The DJ Name Mixer sucks:

1. Elm Gryffyn
2. Catwoman L

Lillie said...

Oh, right, your "roommate" did this.

Kimberly said...

Oh boy.

nobich said...

I think the last line should be
Motha fucka rather than mother fucker....
just saying....

Native Minnow said...

Heff, you won't be disappointed

Anomalie, does Kanye like anything?

Boxer, I've tried to make myself eat oatmeal. I even succeed at it about once a month.

Michele, I like the first choice best

Lillie, would I lie? You know I'm not creative enough to come up with lyrics like "recognize the taste that I shit on your plate"

Kimberly, don't hate ;-)

Nobich, I totally agree with you

AnoMALIE said...

of course Kanye likes things... like hard liquor, p*$$y, and argyle. Everybody knows that.