Uncle: How old are you again?
Me: I'm 35. Why?
Mom: He doesn't want to be set up.
Uncle: Okay, how about just introduced?
Me: Uh. I guess that'd be okay.
Uncle: I know this girl who lives near you and works in the medical field. Gorgeous girl. She's 31, so pretty close to your age.
Me: She's probably too old for me then.