After dropping my kids off at home after spending Christmas at my parents', I drove to Las Vegas where I spent New Year's Eve. The friend I stayed with was flying back from visiting his family for Christmas, and asked if I'd mind picking him up at the airport. Once I did, we decided to meet another friend for dinner at the sports bar I used to frequent (which turned out to be the right choice when the second friend picked up the check). My two friends had plans to hang out for NYE, while I had plans to meet up with Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend, although not until after she finished with a family dinner.
It was early in the evening, and the bar was pretty slow, which was nice because it allowed the servers plenty of time to come over to chat and catch up a little bit. One of our favorite servers was asking about everyone's plans for the evening when she and I had the following exchange:
Server: Where's your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have a girlfriend.
Server: Well, where's that girl you always used to hang out with?
Me: I'm going to pick her up a little later.
Server: Are you two going to have sex tonight?
Server: Lame! Why are you hanging out with girls who won't have sex with you.
Me: Because that's the only kind of girls there are.