My brother is quite a good photographer. Last night he was telling me about an aspiring model who wants him to do a photo-shoot with her.
Him: She wants me to take pictures of her and one of her friends who is also an aspiring model.
Me: You know what that means? Threesome.
Him: You're such a freak.
Me: Alright. Alright. I'll do it. But I'm going to need some advance notice so I can get one of those spray on tans beforehand.
Him: And lose twenty pounds.
Me: Yeah. And grow a bigger dick.