Thursday, January 13, 2011

It's in the photograph of love

My brother is quite a good photographer. Last night he was telling me about an aspiring model who wants him to do a photo-shoot with her.

Him: She wants me to take pictures of her and one of her friends who is also an aspiring model.

Me: You know what that means? Threesome.

Him: You're such a freak.

Me: Alright. Alright. I'll do it. But I'm going to need some advance notice so I can get one of those spray on tans beforehand.

Him: And lose twenty pounds.

Me: Yeah. And grow a bigger dick.

5 comments:

D said...

I totally prefer pervs ;)

I also just totally pictured that conversation taking place.

Bill From Gainesville said...

If I ever get in a situation with Two women at the same time, I am sure I would be absolutely useless.... Just really quick, I am sure.

nobich said...

hahahhahhaha

Michele1L said...

I highly recommend if the right situation presents itself.

Amber said...

maybe you should try sprinkling some miracle gro on it next time you're in the shower ;> j/k