Wednesday, July 25, 2012

I think the thing you said was true, I'm gonna' die alone and sad

I might be a little biased here, but I think this might be the greatest story ever told:


AnoMALIE said...

Indeed, this did help!
That was a pretty accurate portrayal of you... I mean, she drew you in shorts in every single photo.
Smart girl... I clapped with step 3-- straight money shot there. haha

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Amber said...

this book leaves me with so many unanswered questions - i think i need to form a book club to discuss

a) who is "THE MODEL" i need to know lots more about her

b) what have you been buying if not REAL diamonds? the bouncy rubber kind?

c) why would dying your hair black make girls swoon? who are they attempting to make you look like? or is this just to distract from the early gray?

they may need to follow up with a sequel

Native Minnow said...

Anomalie, I'm glad you liked it. And you can go ahead and cross #3 off the list of things I need to do. I dodged a bullet there. I'm glad it's over.

Amber, The Model is my most recent ex-girlfriend. I don't know about the "real diamond ring" part, but the hair dye would be to hide the early gray.