I noticed for the first time that these have a 12 cylinder engine. I wondered aloud what the gas mileage was like for a 12 cylinder, and my friend and I agreed that it couldn't get many miles to the gallon. My friend pointed out that it probably did, however, get a lot of Poon Per Gallon (PPG).
I concur.
So, for those of you who are considering a new vehicle purchase, and PPG is high on your list of priorities, I give you Native Minnow's Guide To Shopping For A New Vehicle*.
Vehicles with a very high PPG rating:
Bugatti Veyron
Ferrari F430 Scuderia
Lamborghini Gallardo
Ducati Superbike
Vehicles with a very low PPG rating:
1970's Disco Van
White Trash Stretch Limo
Redneck Hearse
Honda Trail 90
You're welcome. Happy shopping!
*All images have been shamelessly lifted from the interweb with no credit given for the source. They are not pictures I took in my garage.
