Showing posts with label Things that must go. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things that must go. Show all posts
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
I'm gonna hit you on your face I'm gonna punch you in your glasses
I'm going to copy Bill Maher today. I'm giving you my list of things that must go. Without further ado:
-People who almost come to a complete stop before making a right turn out of traffic and into a parking lot (or driveway). Learn how to drive before you take your car out on the road.
- People who have to do a three point (or more) turn to get into, or out of, a parking space. Again, learn how to drive your vehicle.
- People who talk on their cell phones while at the gym. Know when to unplug people.
- LA Lakers fans who chant M-V-P every time Kobe goes to the free throw line. It's annoying. And so is Kobe, so, while we're at it . . .
- Kobe Bryant.
- Fat chicks who dress like they're not. Cover that fat up. Nobody needs to see that shit.
- Couples who share email accounts, myspace pages, etc. It's not cute. It makes you look like you have control issues, or don't trust each other. And, if you don't, break up.
- The 9/10 of a cent placed on the end of gas prices. Gas isn't $4.039/gallon, it's $4.04. Quit treating us like we're stupid. We all round up anyway.
- American Idol. Because it sucks.
- Jared from Subway. Ditto.
-People who almost come to a complete stop before making a right turn out of traffic and into a parking lot (or driveway). Learn how to drive before you take your car out on the road.
- People who have to do a three point (or more) turn to get into, or out of, a parking space. Again, learn how to drive your vehicle.
- People who talk on their cell phones while at the gym. Know when to unplug people.
- LA Lakers fans who chant M-V-P every time Kobe goes to the free throw line. It's annoying. And so is Kobe, so, while we're at it . . .
- Kobe Bryant.
- Fat chicks who dress like they're not. Cover that fat up. Nobody needs to see that shit.
- Couples who share email accounts, myspace pages, etc. It's not cute. It makes you look like you have control issues, or don't trust each other. And, if you don't, break up.
- The 9/10 of a cent placed on the end of gas prices. Gas isn't $4.039/gallon, it's $4.04. Quit treating us like we're stupid. We all round up anyway.
- American Idol. Because it sucks.
- Jared from Subway. Ditto.
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