Now it cuts like a knife but it feels so right

Another offensive t-shirt idea coming to you from Native Minnow*:








*Two people who deserve partial credit whether they want it or not: One, whoever designed the t-shirt that reads 'Does this condom make me look fat?', and two, Dan Murphy for coining the term 'rapey'.

But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

Since my other t-shirt idea seems to already be taken, I figured I'd modify it a bit here:

My ribs that show through t-shirts and these jeans I got for free

Here's another t-shirt idea that would probably make me some money if I weren't too lazy to follow through with it.

You will lose it all. And you will find again. Don't lose touch

I got the following email from a friend of mine the other day:

I saw a t-shirt in walmart the other day for little kids. The slogan read, "What happens at Grandpa's in Vegas, Stays at Grandpa's"...um...hello....

Isn't that about the worst thing you could put on a t-shirt? Is that really the message you want your grandkids spreading to the world? Does that include the fondling and inappropriate touches?