A few nights ago I went to hang out with a few friends. One of them brought along a girl who I'd never met before. Luckily, she turned out to be cool as demonstrated by the following conversation:
Friend: You've got some glitter on your face.
Girl: I do? How did that happen?
Friend: I don't know. Have you been hanging out with any strippers lately?
Me: I think she got it from motorboating a stripper.
Girl: I don't think strippers have glitter between their breasts.
Me: Are you kidding? I'm pretty sure that strippers have glitter everywhere.
Friend: It's true! Everyone knows that! There's even glitter in a stripper's duodenum.
(You know you're in a room full of biology geeks when that joke has everyone falling out of their chairs.)
I've got to say, when it comes to glitter, it looks as though Demetri Martin was right (watch until the end):
8 comments:
haha at Demetri. Cute. My bitch sister wears glitter. On her lips, her cheeks, her skin. It makes me crazy, she looks like a disco ball.
I loved the first joke about the pajamas. Was that Adam Hills voice I heard as the emcee?
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