Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Snortin' blue collared gak from a black hooker's ass, the mirror ball's startin' to rock

A friend of mine stated that he was "hoovering some Bolivian marching powder" the other day, prompting the following email exchange about the economy.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [Native Minnow]
Date: Jan 29, 2008 12:57 AM


What exactly is Bolivian marching powder?

And what does hoovering mean?

I'm dumb

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [Rural Murder]
Date: Jan 29, 2008 8:08 AM


hoovering = sucking up like a Hoover vacuum = snorting
Bolivian Marching Powder = C-C-C-C-C-Cocaine

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [Native Minnow]
Date: Jan 29, 2008 11:00 AM


Well, that's what I thought, but I wasn't exactly sure. Put down the mirror, the razor blade and the rolled up $100 bill. That's only going to result in a dead hooker. And no-one wants that. Especially the hooker.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [Rural Murder]
Date: Jan 29, 2008 2:47 PM


I was actually snorting it out of the ass crack of a dead hooker. And you can't use US currency anymore, only euros.

4 comments:

2 Dollar Productions said...

Sounds like a deleted scene from that movie "Very Bad Things" - dead hookers and horrible things in Vegas.

AnoMALIE said...

Only true G's would be willing to deface such powerful currency...

If Rural Murder's using Euros, all I can say is: "Baaaaallin'!"

Gypsy said...

Geez, I can only imagine what else he inhaled during that little drug binge. Ewwww!!

Native Minnow said...

FYI, he's not really into drugs. At least anything other than prescription drugs ;-)