Me: No, that light color's just dirt.
Professor: Where have you been playing in the dirt?
Me: When I was in Utah I took my kids to the shooting range, but it was quite muddy and I wasn't able to clean it off. This is the first time I've worn them since then.
Professor: You took your kids to the shooting range huh? You got two of 'em, right?
Me: Yeah, we got two of 'em. The third one got away. Mr. M. is hiding somewhere out in the desert.
I dont' think we need to worry about him coming back to turn us in though. He's probably succumbed to the elements already, but if not, he was dressed like a homeless child, so if anyone comes across him they'll think he's begging and refuse to offer help.
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For a horrible moment there I thought you were going to launch into that dreadful desert story again.....
Mr M is the cutest little fellow EVER. I hope I find him, we could do with a little bit of testosterone in this household.
is he armed?
He is armed---and very dangerous. We saw him later in the day we went to range but haven't seen him since.
Hmmm...I'm not sure if he looks quite like a homeless child. It's hard to tell without seeing the teeth.
He's just so darn cute!
CUTE ATTACK!!!!
He reminds me of little Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun.
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