Saturday, September 13, 2008

You can always be your own girl

Things Tortellini doesn't want to be when she grows up, according to an assignment she handed in for English class:

1. A professional athlete

2. A massage therapist

3. A prostitute


Number three is such a relief.

7 comments:

Bunny Hugger said...

You should be all "um excuse me but I do not see STRIPPER on this list..."

girl with no name said...

what kind of american dad are you if you aren't forcing your kids to be professional athletes?

Manuel said...

you must be so proud....

Jenny said...

more importantly, did she spell it correctly?

I remember Chris Rock talking about his daughter just after she was born and he said his biggest job was to keep her off the pole.

Lillie said...

I can relate to all three-- I don't like to touch strangers either.

Karen said...

Out of the mouths of babes.

How unusual to get kids to do an assignment on what they DON'T want to be. Isn't that a bit odd or is that just me?

Anonymous said...

Um, if everyone's daughters were like that were would we get sex at the drop of a Benjamin?