Saturday, November 01, 2008

Do it and do it again

Silentkid: There was a guy there last night who was older than my dad. I looked over at him and should've said, "Hey, what are you doin' here?" There were only like four girls in the whole place.

Me: You should've hit on that one girl.

Silenkid: What one girl? The refreshment girl? The one I was staring at all night?

Me: I don't know. What was she wearing?

Silentkid: Something red, with a little cape.

Me: Yeah, that one.

Silentkid: She was flirting with a gay pirate.

Me: What you should've done was tapped the gay pirate on the shoulder and said, "Mind if I cut in?" and then put it in her butt.

Silentkid: Just like that.

Me: Yup. I wonder how long it'd take you to finish if you're raping someone in public.

Silentkid: That is a good question. I don't know.

Me: There's really only one way to find out.


Girl in something red, with a little cape said...

You can't rape the willing, Big Fella.

Anonymous said...

You've GOT to stop saying anything about putting anything in someone's butt.

deputymomof6 said...

It might make a difference in the time if you are truly a rapist VS if you are really not. :)

I will be in Vegas in December 2-5... I am sure I will see you, so I am just giving you a fair warning. I have training down there and they are sending me ALONE!! Ah, I am going to enjoy some quiet time!!!

crabbypants said...

I recommend replacing 'put it in her butt' with 'pee in her butt'. Trust me, the improvement in your vernacular will be applauded by all.

A.B. said...

Your comments are even classier! ;-)

I still like the bear costume pictures from last year.

Epitome of Sweetness said...

I think this year is the best costume I've ever seen.