I recently went to the Happiest Place On Earth. Inside there was a sign listing their Christmas Day specials. I took a picture so I could post it here, but unfortunately it didn't turn out because it was too dark and the camera on my phone sucks. Instead, you'll just have to settle for the words, without the added artsiness of marker on posterboard.
The Double Down Saloon
Join us for:
Christmas Day 11 am - 5 pm
If that's not a random list, I don't know what is.