Girl: Is that a new coat?
Me: It is.
Girl: I like it.
Me: Thanks. I didn't wear it for about a week after I bought it because I wasn't sure if I was going to keep it.
Girl: Really?
Me: Yeah. I showed it to five or six people before I took the tags off because I was afraid it might be too douchebaggy.
Girl: It's not. It's just the right level of douchebagginess for you.
Me: Um. Thanks?
5 comments:
Good to know that there are different levels of douchbagginess.
Wow, way to be judgmental of the poor jacket. YOU might be a little too douchebaggy for that jacket - did you ever think of it that way???
it's good to find your level of doucheness....
HAHAHAHA!!! Oh that is awesome. Thanks for the late night laugh! Now I can get off the internet and go be productive for a little while. I'm going to be laughing all night. (What? Yes, I'm easily entertained.)
Doufus...douchbag...they are all just different words for the same condition.
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