Girl: Is that a new coat?
Me: It is.
Girl: I like it.
Me: Thanks. I didn't wear it for about a week after I bought it because I wasn't sure if I was going to keep it.
Me: Yeah. I showed it to five or six people before I took the tags off because I was afraid it might be too douchebaggy.
Girl: It's not. It's just the right level of douchebagginess for you.
Me: Um. Thanks?