Last week I went to the doctor for a physical. She recommended that I have some blood work done, so I made an appointment later in the week. I had to fast prior to having my blood drawn, so I was quite hungry while teaching the morning of the day I was supposed to go back.
Student: I'm so hungry.
Me: I am too, but you can't talk about food in here right now.
Student: Why not?
Me: Because I can't eat until 4:00 this afternoon.
Student: Why? Are you anorexic?
Me: Do I look anorexic?
Student: You could be just starting out.
Me: Aren't I a little old for that?
Student: It's never too late to start.