While walking to the car last night:
Homeless Guy:  Excuse me, but could you spare a couple of dollars?  Some change?  Even fifty cents would help.
Drunk Girl I Was With:  Oh, I looooooove 50 Cent.
Homeless Guy:  [Muttering something about 50 Cent]
Drunk Girl:  ♪ Go, go, go, go. ♩ 
Homeless Guy:  [still muttering]
Drunk Girl:  ♫ Go shorty, it's your birthday.  We gonna party like it's your birthday ♬
Homeless Guy:  [walks away, shaking his head]
 
 
8 comments:
Drunk girls and homeless guys usually aren't a good mix.
The part I missed was that he approached my friend first and asked if he could wash his windows for a couple bucks. My friend said, "I don't have a car." The guy answered, "Yeah, me neither." That's pretty funny.
Drunk tramps are one thing. Drunk tramps who like Fitty are just foul.
Troll, it was a deal breaker for sure.
Drunk girls and homeless guys? is that a successful porn movie franchise?
that was hilarious!!!!
I am still cringing about the time (TEN YEARS AGO) that I made a homeless guy sing lean-on-me at 6:00am with me. Don't worry, I bought him a liverwurst sandwich as payment.
Cracks me up!
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