Saturday, October 10, 2009

You can find me in da club

While walking to the car last night:

Homeless Guy: Excuse me, but could you spare a couple of dollars? Some change? Even fifty cents would help.

Drunk Girl I Was With: Oh, I looooooove 50 Cent.

Homeless Guy: [Muttering something about 50 Cent]

Drunk Girl: ♪ Go, go, go, go. ♩

Homeless Guy: [still muttering]

Drunk Girl: ♫ Go shorty, it's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday ♬

Homeless Guy: [walks away, shaking his head]


kmwthay said...

Drunk girls and homeless guys usually aren't a good mix.

Native Minnow said...

The part I missed was that he approached my friend first and asked if he could wash his windows for a couple bucks. My friend said, "I don't have a car." The guy answered, "Yeah, me neither." That's pretty funny.

TROLL Y2K said...

Drunk tramps are one thing. Drunk tramps who like Fitty are just foul.

Native Minnow said...

Troll, it was a deal breaker for sure.

Manuel said...

Drunk girls and homeless guys? is that a successful porn movie franchise?

Amber said...

that was hilarious!!!!

BSH ADMIN said...

I am still cringing about the time (TEN YEARS AGO) that I made a homeless guy sing lean-on-me at 6:00am with me. Don't worry, I bought him a liverwurst sandwich as payment.

Lightning Strikes said...

Cracks me up!