Saturday, October 10, 2009

You can find me in da club

While walking to the car last night:

Homeless Guy: Excuse me, but could you spare a couple of dollars? Some change? Even fifty cents would help.

Drunk Girl I Was With: Oh, I looooooove 50 Cent.

Homeless Guy: [Muttering something about 50 Cent]

Drunk Girl: ♪ Go, go, go, go. ♩

Homeless Guy: [still muttering]

Drunk Girl: ♫ Go shorty, it's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday ♬

Homeless Guy: [walks away, shaking his head]

8 comments:

Kymical Reactions said...

Drunk girls and homeless guys usually aren't a good mix.

Native Minnow said...

The part I missed was that he approached my friend first and asked if he could wash his windows for a couple bucks. My friend said, "I don't have a car." The guy answered, "Yeah, me neither." That's pretty funny.

h said...

Drunk tramps are one thing. Drunk tramps who like Fitty are just foul.

Native Minnow said...

Troll, it was a deal breaker for sure.

Manuel said...

Drunk girls and homeless guys? is that a successful porn movie franchise?

Amber said...

that was hilarious!!!!

Lillie said...

I am still cringing about the time (TEN YEARS AGO) that I made a homeless guy sing lean-on-me at 6:00am with me. Don't worry, I bought him a liverwurst sandwich as payment.

Lightning Strikes said...

Cracks me up!