Friend: I was talking to an old friend of mine who's about to have her second kid. She's married, and happy, but you know what she told me she missed the most about being single?
Friend: She said she missed the anonymous sex. Isn't that terrible?
Me: That's pretty funny.
Friend: I just can't believe anyone would say they miss that. Can you?
Me: I wouldn't know. I've never had a one night stand.
Friend: WHAT!?!? Never?
Friend: How can you not have had a one night stand*?
Me: How long have you known me? Does that sound like something I'd do? Besides, I can't even pick up on girls, let alone be able to seal the deal in one night.
Friend: A one night stand is something that should be on your bucket list.
Me: That doesn't really seem like a bucket list sort of thing.
Friend: Put it on your bucket list. Do it right now.
*I should've asked my friend how many one night stands she's had, but maybe that sort of thing is best left unsaid.