Friday, March 19, 2010

Hey, I don't wanna break down why I'm feeling so lonely when you're around

I was walking across campus today when I saw a friend of mine.

Her: Where are you going?

Me: Lunch. Want to come?

Her Friend (who I've never met): Are you going to buy food for us?

Me: The only way I'm buying you food is if you put out.

Got to make a good first impression, you know?


Kymical Reactions said...

I like a man who cuts to the chase. :)

Dee Ice Hole said...

Yeah 'cause you only get one chance to make a good first impression.

vivalacrap said...

HA! If she had said "deal!" then you totally would have been $6 closer to homeless.

Boxer said...

you are going to die alone.

TROLL Y2K said...

I'm proud of you. I'd be prouder if you'd have suggested a specific act. "Putting out" could be interpreted as something that would require effort on your part.

Manuel said...

first and last i assume....arf

openairasylum said...

So, the question is, did she? said...

What'll you get these days for a ham sandwich and a juicebox?

Native Minnow said...

Kym, I'll keep that in mind if I ever make it to OKC ;-)

Dee Ice, that's exactly what I thought!

Vivalacrap, It would've been the best $6 I ever spent.

Boxer, I realize that.

Troll, fair point. I'll be more specific next time.

Manuel, time will tell ;-)

Openair, no, surprisingly.

Repliderium, it would've been a burrito and free soda. Perhaps I should establish a currency system?