Monday, August 16, 2010

And I don't mind the forces of evil if they bring me closer to you

Me: Want to hear a really offensive joke?

GWWBMGF: Only if you want to tell it.

Me: Of course I do, or I wouldn't have brought it up.

GWWBMGF: Okay. Tell me.

Me: Okay. So there's this married couple that goes to the doctor to find out about some test results for the wife. When they got there, the doctor came in and said, "I'm really, really embarrassed to have to say this, but there was a mix up and now we're not sure which results are yours. You either have AIDS or Alzheimer's, but we're not sure which." The husband got very upset and said, "Well that's just great! What are we supposed to do with that?" The doctor answered, "This is what you do: Take her out and drop her off in the forest somewhere, and if she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

GWWBMGF: That's terrible!

Me: You don't think it's funny?

GWWBMGF: I like that you think it's funny.


elbee said...

I'm always happy when you come up with all the offensive jokes, because A)I don't have to tell them myself, and B)if I do have to tell them myself, I don't have to rack my brains trying to think of one. So thank you, Big D, for coming up with offensive jokes to use at my disposal. :)

Heff said...

But if she gets LOST, he can't fuck her either. It's a LOSE-LOSE situation I tell you !!

Native Minnow said...

Elbee, I don't make them up, I just pass them on. I bet you can guess which mutual friend of ours told me that one.

Heff, good point. Although, he could always go find himself a mistress.

2 Dollar Productions said...

That's the rub, eh? If she thinks that you think it's funny, you're toast. Ha. And I can laugh at damn near anything, but sometimes, that gets me in trouble . . .

vivalacrap said...

I think its funny. Next time I'm dancing on a bar I am totally stealing that one.