Me: Want to hear a really offensive joke?
GWWBMGF: Only if you want to tell it.
Me: Of course I do, or I wouldn't have brought it up.
GWWBMGF: Okay. Tell me.
Me: Okay. So there's this married couple that goes to the doctor to find out about some test results for the wife. When they got there, the doctor came in and said, "I'm really, really embarrassed to have to say this, but there was a mix up and now we're not sure which results are yours. You either have AIDS or Alzheimer's, but we're not sure which." The husband got very upset and said, "Well that's just great! What are we supposed to do with that?" The doctor answered, "This is what you do: Take her out and drop her off in the forest somewhere, and if she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
GWWBMGF: That's terrible!
Me: You don't think it's funny?
GWWBMGF: I like that you think it's funny.